Woke up this glorious morning with a hangover, the symptoms are as follows: Semi rigid non shiny cock, parched pie hole possibly due to ear to ear grin, peculiar flavor in mustache, chilly due to lack of body heat, and a ever so slight presence of melancholy. Maybe a little “Hair of the Dog” would cure my hangover, just sayin!
Thank you Wakan Tanka for another day and another chance at life!
Left eye won’t stop twitchin, stomach itchin, cloud cover outside, raining in my cave, work my ass off and can’t get paid, i feel like a mother fuckin slave, need some vitamin D so im out and not looking for shade, can’t sleep in my bed cuz i don’t like the way it’s been made, but this to shall pass, that much I know.
Summer time is my favorite time of year, because i love me some sunshine, can’t wait for this dark cloud known as June gloom to be gone, I hate this weather or Im just tired, especially with no sunshine in the forecast, who wants to wake when it’s cloudy, but this storm, or haze, or fog shall pass and part way for the sun to shine down on me, why do i feel like the only one with an umbrella, i should be grateful that i had the opportunity to be in the parade at all. so with that I shall remain calm and carry on.
French toast anyone?
It’s a nice day! I want to wish all mothers a happy mothers day & all you muthas should be nice to others. It is a really nice day.
Why is it you only have an option to like something “thumbs up”, what if you totally disagree and think it is STUPID, are you just supposed to sit and shut up? Never in my life!
It’s a really nice day! Sunshine is hot and feels good penetrating my skin, warming my marrow, i try to scoot closer when i am already in, grasping loks, knawing on the edges phalic weapons piercing her skin it’s time to kick off my fantasy league fuck team, the field is set, the players in position i fade away from reality, my thoughts seem normal to me during gametime, plays executed to precision, you want to know whats on my mind, get a knife and make an incision, now im headed outside to sit by the pool, soak up some sun and think about school. imagine getting a scholarship for what you love to do.
Me: why are you so happy when you should be sad because your friends dumped you off like a bad habit.
Me: Because I just got my new class schedule for summer school and that really excites no really excites me!!!! Monday’s best day everrrrr!!!
At this time i would like to hand the mike over to you, it’s friday & i know this because my hands tell me so, i’ve managed to get through the week with only one paper cut, one deep x-acto slice to middle finger and the normal absorbtion of some uv ink to my dry cracked digits. I must say that i’m pretty handy all around, i can handle a lot of shit physically and mentally, but hands down my favorite thing to do is touch, and I do not own anything that is labled “I touch, I phone, I pad, I anything, and after handling rigid, rough, dirty, wet and cold objects all week i yearn for a little warm, smooth, soft and wet surface to drag my money makers over, i am not looking for any handouts, but it’s nice to have a helping hand from time to time, so lets put are hands together and feel the energy thats been handed to us, and don’t forget to use your imagination, it’s a terrible thing to waste!
I board a flight to Afghanistan at midnight, a red eye flight, not to fight in the war, i heard they have the best heroin on earth, and I need a mini vacation anyway.
or tali ban
ah fuck it give me a double shot.