WELL HUNG over
Woke up this glorious morning with a hangover, the symptoms are as follows: Semi rigid non shiny cock, parched pie hole possibly due to ear to ear grin, peculiar flavor in mustache, chilly due to lack of body heat, and a ever so slight presence of melancholy. Maybe a little “Hair of the Dog” would cure my hangover, just sayin! Thank you Wakan Tanka for another day and another chance...
Left eye won’t stop twitchin, stomach itchin, cloud cover outside, raining in my cave, work my ass off and can’t get paid, i feel like a mother fuckin slave, need some vitamin D so im out and not looking for shade, can’t sleep in my bed cuz i don’t like the way it’s been made, but this to shall pass, that much I know.
Summer time is my favorite time of year, because i love me some sunshine, can’t wait for this dark cloud known as June gloom to be gone, I hate this weather or Im just tired, especially with no sunshine in the forecast, who wants to wake when it’s cloudy, but this storm, or haze, or fog shall pass and part way for the sun to shine down on me, why do i feel like the only one with an...
happy mothers day
It’s a nice day! I want to wish all mothers a happy mothers day & all you muthas should be nice to others. It is a really nice day.
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Why is it you only have an option to like something “thumbs up”, what if you totally disagree and think it is STUPID, are you just supposed to sit and shut up? Never in my life!
It's a nice day
It’s a really nice day! Sunshine is hot and feels good penetrating my skin, warming my marrow, i try to scoot closer when i am already in, grasping loks, knawing on the edges phalic weapons piercing her skin it’s time to kick off my fantasy league fuck team, the field is set, the players in position i fade away from reality, my thoughts seem normal to me during gametime, plays executed...
Are you fucking serious right now
Me: why are you so happy when you should be sad because your friends dumped you off like a bad habit. Me: Because I just got my new class schedule for summer school and that really excites no really excites me!!!! Monday’s best day everrrrr!!!
At this time i would like to hand the mike over to you, it’s friday & i know this because my hands tell me so, i’ve managed to get through the week with only one paper cut, one deep x-acto slice to middle finger and the normal absorbtion of some uv ink to my dry cracked digits. I must say that i’m pretty handy all around, i can handle a lot of shit physically and mentally,...
I board a flight to Afghanistan at midnight, a red eye flight, not to fight in the war, i heard they have the best heroin on earth, and I need a mini vacation anyway. tali ho or tali ban ah fuck it give me a double shot.
View comments Me: Why you so excited? Me: Because tommorow is the second day of summer school
Extremist to the extreme
Through out my life I have always gone to the edge, taking calculated risks, pushing the envelope, being told 1 more hit of Heroin and you would be dead, now I can tell you how much I love life and do not want to die, but I know there is another 1/2 hit of H to be had without crossing the line, so i am labled as crazy, a fucking maniac, hard core, however, I am none of those things, what I am is...
Me: Why you so excited? Me: Because tommorow is the second day of summer school
for the great read, I hope your having a great day and enjoying your camera! ah-PEH hon-PE
So little Time
So little time, so much to say, I spill my thoughts here as a reminder to not let them slip away, panthers, peacocks, pretty people, past, present, proof, prayer, potential, progress….. I need to go to a time management camp/retriet because every time they buy me books and send me to class I eat the students.
Its a nice day for a BBQ!
I wish I was a Oscar Mayer wiener, so i could be in between your buns.
Imagination for the Situation
Some days, like today, my imagination runs wild, no i mean left eye twitching, terrettes ticking yelling verbal outburst fucking wild, if you know what I mean, Imagine that!!